Plan 2: In a Relationship
For those who enroll in this benefit plan, be aware of the impossible expectations that you will never, ever be able to meet. Enrollees should consider Valentine’s Day stuffed full of roses, baby cupids, chocolate, hearts, paper cards, giant stuffed animals, fireworks, diamonds and romance. This benefit plan is all about buying the love, affirmation, and affection so desperately wanted.
Total Valentine’s Day Investment